05.28.06
Carrie Underwood is destroying the world
“Jesus Take the Wheel” is the kind of song that makes me despair for America. It’s not just insipid but insidious. Not as in your face dumb as a Toby Keith song, but subtle dumbing-down of America.
Listen, people, if you’re driving near me and start to skid and kill me because you gave it up to Jesus (a phrase with lots of potential there), I will come back to haunt you and make sure your radio plays death metal at all hours of the night and day.
Stop buying these records! What is wrong with you, America? Remember when country music was about getting high, drunk, and laid? Let’s bring that back, and I DON’T mean “Honkytonk Pudunkadunk” (I refuse to look that up and make sure it’s spelled right).
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gina mae said,
June 13, 2006 at 2:30 pm
I will say that the 5 minutes of the “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” performance on Nashville Star ripped about 10 years off my lifespan. Seriously. Any song that makes me want to vomit, cry, and slay small babies should be outlawed.