07.13.06
Searching for…something
Every other Wednesday night at 12th and Porter is a songwriter’s showcase. I know you’re not going, because if you were, we’d probably know you by now and you’d be insulting us in the comment threads to our posts like our other friends do. Or Cricket would have your phone number. One or the other. [Unless you're a rodeo cowboy then I'd have already hit on you only to find out that like all rodeo cowboys, you are married. Why is there not a line of single hot rodeo cowboys somewhere just waiting for me to pick and choose between them? Is the universe trying to tell me something? Do I need to learn to cook? Drink less?--Cricket]
This Monday, as you can see in the post before this one, some of the guys are playing another show on the venue side of 12th and Porter. If I pretend I don’t want you to come, will that get you to come? You’re not cool enough, forget it, stay home and watch Matlock. But if you were to say, get real cool in a couple days, Wayd Battle, Jerrod Neimann, Randy Hauser, Jamey Johnson at 8 p.m. 12th and Porter. One of them described the show to be prospectively “rowdy,” and considering how rowdy they are otherwise, I think this means there will be a fire or Homeland Security will show up?
Also, Jamey Johnson is the sweetest guy ever. If you were holding out on buying his record, maybe you will just knowing he’s a good person who deserves your support even if his brand of music isn’t your style? I know some people prefer to support folks who aren’t total dickwads, so this is your guy.
Now, on to other matters. SEARCH QUERIES.
Below are REAL LIFE search queries that brought people here. The Kane fans are not in any way a surprise, but I left those in because they amuse me.
kane - never take the place of your man
all i did was love her lyrics kane
hank iii shirt alone & dying [What was going through her mind? Does she need a shirt that has lyrics on it or something?]
youtube tall green grass
copenhagen toby keith song [Uh oh, where are the Toby Keith fans hiding? Are we about to get jihaded?]
christian kane Nashville [Were they looking for a webcam of Christian Kane walking around town?]
louvin brothers satan is real listen [Have we ever mentioned the Louvin Brothers? Satan is real, trust me, he makes me do all kinds of horrible crap.]
d ray white murder [What does this even *mean*? If you were the searcher, please contact me at mimi@hardcore-troubadours.com If you MySpace message us, Cricket will get back to you within ten minutes.] [D. Ray is Jesco the Dancing Outlaw's daddy, who was murdered and Hank III wrote a song about it… But I don't think we've ever mentioned that here.--Cricket]
elliott brood [I hate Elliott Brood.]
lyrics christian kane more than i deserve
d.c lund paintings [I hope you bought one.]
all sewn up with bad tattoos
bobby marquez [WHOOOOOOOOOO, I love him, too.]
jimmy stewart showcase 12th and porter
welcome to my house buckle up tight [HAHAHAHA Ok. You should email me, too.]
joshua scott jones [Josh, are you googling yourself?]
joshua scott music genre
the dollar by jamey johnson
musik d once upon a troubadour [Again, I don't even KNOW what this is about. Musik spelled with a 'k' is either pretentious or forun.]
song lyrics i think drinking problem the wreckers [I can see how someone googling drinking problem would find us.]
the biography of kane myspace [Um. Is this about the wrassler?]
lyrics the house rules welcome to my house everybody sings and drinks [I see people like this song. Hm. Maybe it should go on the ALBUM. Just sayin'.]
kane never take the place of your man mp3 [This is actually a Prince song, if you're lurking, search person.]
cory branan lyrics love song 12
does toby keith have tattoos [This one we had a whole conversation about. "Does Toby Keith have tattoos?" is now a catch phrase around here, much like BIKERIDERS.]
threnody in minor b lyrics
jesco the dancing cowboy
mimi lund [?]
kane house rules
joshua scott music
jackass drunk corb lund
lyrics to all i did was love her by kane
craig boyd lyrics southland live
murder by death lucero show review
wrong side of the tracks dog breeders [WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Seriously, I'm laughing to hard to even be funny.]
josh ritter girlfriend [Stalker?]
ben nichols sings lyrics [This one of my favorites, as clearly they were not interested in Ben Nichols singing nonsense, or reading Thomas Pynchon aloud or something equally non-lyrical.—Cricket]
dale watson baltimore lyrics
listen hank williams iii drinkin and druggin
I would like to thank y’all for making me laugh very hard into my coffee. Amen and pass the biscuits.
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Cookie said,
July 14, 2006 at 3:33 am
What the SHIT is up with your search queries, dude? I mean, IS Josh googling himself?
In conclusion, BIKERIDERS!
Knoxvegas said,
July 14, 2006 at 10:18 am
Jesco the dancing cowboy? That search string brought the person here? Oddness.
HankIII and Jesco are likethis.
YourMom said,
July 14, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I searched all over google trying to find your site, and I thought I knew creative web searches, but after trying 24 creative combinations, I can now tell I’m going to have to take vitamins and drink more coffee to even get a toe in. I finally had to ask your sister for the URL.
Cricket said,
July 14, 2006 at 8:49 pm
Hey it’s my Mom!!
Clearly you were too tired to realize the search string you needed was “wrong side of the tracks dog breeders.”
Ally said,
July 15, 2006 at 2:55 pm
“wrong side of the tracks dog breeders”
Oh, I nearly fell off my chair laughing! Haha, that’s not the lyrics! WTFdogbreeders?