08.13.06
Just the facts - an HCT Index
Total amount (in time) of Steve Earle songs that Cricket has on her iPod: 9 hours, 12 minutes and 24 seconds.
Number of empty liquor bottles sitting around casa de HCT (in gallons): 3.2
Times the HCT girls called someone to fix their neighbor’s washing machine (that he shares with them) and were told it was unfixable and it later turned out to not be broken at all: 1
Estimated percentage of people at a given show in Nashville that one of the HCT girls have not made out with: 0.0034
Amount Mimi and Cricket have spent since June on cabs in Nashville to avoid a DUI: $338
Number of times the HCT girls have been stopped while walking late at night and managed to avoid a drunk and disorderly charge: 1
Chance that a given, random, Nashville musician wants to talk to Mimi and Cricket and takes them seriously about HCT: 1 in 2
Distance, in miles, from Nashville to Seattle: 2,447
Montreal to Nashville: 1,685
Current number of record labels listed on the new HCT links page: 10
Rank of K*nny Ch*sney in Mimi and Cricket’s list of favorite bands: 1,857,378
Price of a 750ml bottle of Maker’s Mark at the local HCT liquor store: $26.98
Percentage of the total comments on HCT that were left by Cricket’s real life mom: 2.21
Chances a random shoe left in a yard in East Nashville is Mimi’s: 1 in 12
Number of stuffed, carved, or cast hippos living in the casa de HCT: 21
Percentage of evenings out that Cricket or Mimi has not requested the band to play “Luckenbach, Texas”: 23
Total number of neighbors that Cricket and Mimi have: 2
Percentage of those neighbors who aren’t agoraphobic lunatics: 50
Number of rodeo cowboy nannies employed by the HCT girls to manage their lives: 0 (but we’re still taking applications)
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salome said,
August 13, 2006 at 6:57 pm
oh, heart heart heart.
Chances a random shoe left in a yard in East Nashville is Mimi’s: 1 in 12
How many shoes has Mimi left in someone’s random yard? This does not surprise me.
Cricket said,
August 13, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Oh Salome, to answer that I’d have to go clean her room and see just how many single shoes I could find.
YourMom said,
August 13, 2006 at 8:02 pm
So you probably don’t need the miniature hippo I got for you at the British Museum? They had no hippos at the Louvre, which it turns out is like Disneyland in all aspects except there are no rides and the security people carry automatic weapons.
I’d advise that you not drink so much (at least not so much as to demand that particular song), but I just learned that Ecstacy creates long term brain changes that interfer with seratonin uptake, so I have no advice to give.
I can, however, continue to recommend the Evangelicals as a placebo for all mood-altering substances. It’s like cold shandy on a hot day.
Knoxvegas said,
August 14, 2006 at 10:42 am
I wanna be friends with Cricket’s mom. Does she take applications?
Bryn said,
August 15, 2006 at 10:48 am
Oh oh oh… You guys need to make HCT t-shirts with those facts listed on the back, like tour dates on a band shirt.
lulu said,
August 16, 2006 at 9:18 am
I’d buy that shirt.