01.21.07
Best of the best “best-ofs”
I sat down to write a sort of “compilations and ‘best-ofs’ that you must own.” But then I realized, really what do I know about what you should own? Nada. So, instead, here is a rambling excursion through compilations I own that feel necessary to my continued existence and Mimi’s as well, since I conscripted her to help me write this. Maybe they are to your continued existence, too, you just don’t know it yet.
GOLD Greatest Hits - Dolly Parton
It feels a little risky, starting right out with Miss Dolly. But really, who doesn’t love Dolly? She’s an insanely talented song-writer. Her singing may not be for everyone but is undeniably beautiful. She’s like a mad genius with the marketing and all. I mean what do you know about her personal life? Nothing! And yet she gives every appearance of being honest, open, friendly and forth-coming all the time. She has amusement parks! Seriously, that’s like my dream someday. Cricketworld! You’d have to be 21 to get in, and have a valid Valium prescription, but hey! We won’t kick you out for being drunk. [You get a theme park, I’m setting my ambitions slightly higher with a banana republic of my very own stocked with guys in grass skirts and no winter.--Mimi]
Oh, got side-tracked, uh, what? Oh, Dolly, she’s written approximately 45,876,351 songs, so it’s not like you’re going to go buy all of her albums anyway. Sadly, I looked to make a link here and it appears GOLD is no longer available, so you’ll have to settle yourself with Ultimate Dolly Parton which looks almost as good. The next best, perhaps.
Dressed in Black and Kindred Spirits – Johnny Cash Tributes, Various Artists
I know you’re not over there thinking, “This isn’t helpful, Cric. I’m going to get one, which should I get?” Because no right-thinking Johnny Cash fan would think anything other than needing to be a completionist. How could you choose between a comp with Steve Earle covering Johnny and one with Dale Watson? Between Keb’ Mo and Hank III? You see now how both are necessary. [KEB’ MO! What more do you need to hear, people?--Mimi]
Lonesome On’ry and Mean: A Waylon Jennings Tribute - Various
The biggest gems here are Dave Alvin singing “Amanda,” Junior Brown’s take on “Nashville Rebel,” Robert Earl Keen doing “Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way?” Which is a) the greatest song ever and b) equally as good when done by REK. (If you’re ever in Nashville and you hear someone’s phone ring with “Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way?” yeah, that’s me!) [This cover is so good I often listen to it on repeat for like 20 minutes straight! And she beat me to that ringtone because she’s a hussy—and will pay dearly when I figure out a way to defeat her that won’t get blood on my shoes.--Mimi] And if you can’t be convinced that you need this album, then can I at least convince you that Henry Rollins doing “Lonesome, On’ry and Mean” is so good that I nearly peed myself the first time I heard it? If nothing else, get you to iTunes to get that perfect track. [Or that new Rhapsody thing even.--Mimi]
Texas Road Trip – Various
When I talk about country music this is what I mean. Well, this and most the rest of the stuff we talk about here at HCT, but man this Texas stuff? Mimi might be on to something with her unholy love of it. This disc wins! Ed Burleson! Gary P. Nunn! Cory Morrow! Robert Earl Keen! Lyrics from this not to be missed from this album:
- The hummin’ of the road keeps hummin’ through my mind
- I’m standing on a bridge I’d like to burn/At the helm of ship I’d like to sink
- Two steppin’ and skinny dippin’
- I guess you were right/The blue bonnets were worth the drive
- You’re all tanked up but no one’s at the wheel
- I believe we’re on the road to wreck and ruin/But the good news is we’re making damn good time
- You know if I had the chance I’d do a chicken dance/After I watched it burn to the ground
This album is filled with driving metaphors for break-ups, truck driving songs and the occasional Bob Wills style “Aha!” just for good measure. [Ah HA!--Mimi] If country music is sometimes too depressing for you, I guarantee you can put this on and it’ll fix you right up, ’til your dancing like a fool in the living room. And if you think you’ll like this you might check out Brewed in Texas [Hey, that’s one I just reviewed below! We are so awesome when we do that.--Mimi] and I have this other insanely awesome one called Best of Texas but as far as the internet is concerned it doesn’t seem to exist, so I can’t link y’all.
I wish I was on a summer road trip through Texas right now. It’s really cold in Tennessee. Somehow this led to a conversation in which Mimi and I decided that house hippos probably migrate south for the winter (she says to old people’s condos in Boca Raton). You should know that if we drop HCT posting for any period of time, it may be because we are seeking out their migration route. When we find it, we will be snuggling armloads of house hippos and laughing when they bite us. If you run into us at a show and we are covered in little teeth marks and round bruises, you’ll know that we’ve achieved our goal. Do you think house hippos migrate to Texas? That might give us even more of a reason to go there. [YES! To Corpus!--Mimi]
For a Decade of Sin - Various
I’m betting a lot of you already have this Bloodshot Records comp. And good on you! It’s worth it, especially for Split Lip Rayfield, Wayne Hancock and Hank III together, Bobby Bare Jr. covering Jane’s Addiction, The Bottle Rockets (just for rocking like they do) and a dozen-plus other great songs. I like most everything here, but one of the best things about this album is that you can use it to convert your indie rock friends to real country music. The emo boys in their pegged jeans and flow-be haircuts will surely love this, and then you can start slippin’ Dale Watson and other country crack to them once you’ve got them hooked. [Huh, this plan sounds familiar, where have I heard it before?--Mimi]
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We switched off in the middle and now it’s Mimi. Smooth transition, I know.
Legendary Country Singer! -Willie Nelson
Legendary Country Singer! is just one of approximately a metric ass-ton of compilation albums that Willie’s put out over the years. It’s one of many that we have, and I picked it sort of at random to discuss how you need some Willie Nelson in your life. This is a good one to go for because it covers most of Willie’s biggest hits as a solo performer, the songs that made him…a legendary country singer. Yeah, that was right there so I used it, cope. [If I didn't know better, I'd think you were too drunk to come up with something better.—Cric] Starting from Willie’s early days with “Man With the Blues” and running through other highlights like “Crazy” (you know he wrote that, right?) and “The Party’s Over” (source of the famous Monday Night Football catchphrase sung by Don Meredith “Turn out the lights the paaaaaaaaarty’s over…”), this record is a lot like a trip through country music history. The middle part is a salute to my childhood, “On the Road Again,” “Blue Eyes Crying In the Rain” (one of my mom’s all-time favorite songs, and the real version is always overlaid with her horrible, off-key wailing in my head), and “Always On My Mind.”
An aside for me rambling: It’s possible that you’ve forgotten just how damned good Willie is at his best. He’s a little trite now, something between a national institution and a punch line (Drugs! Taxes! Silly hair!), but don’t fall victim to the mentality where just because everyone says it’s good, you gotta hate it. Listen to “My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys” with headphones on and pay attention to every aspect of it: the confessional lyrics, the weary, knowing vocal phrasing, the overall song construction. This is one of my all time favorite country songs. “My heroes have always been cowboys. And they still are, it seems. Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of, themselves and their slow-movin’ dreams.” This is the iconic cowboy used as at once a metaphor for all people who are outside the system and at the same time presented literally for what they actually are, which is solitary figures who live isolated lives of physical misery for very little recompense who are proud and individual. Cowboys are used as metaphor and icon a lot in the American story, and this is the theme song for that. [And we don't just love Willie because he loves cowboys like we do. His music feels like personal history, like that place in America that you've forgotten and a lot like home.—Cric]
Next time you’re watching USA Network at three in the morning, whip out your credit card and order this one.
Brewed In Texas: The Original Texas Happy Hour - Various
Brewed In Texas: The Original Texas Happy Hour is another label compilation, this time Compadre Records. It starts off pretty damned solid with Cory Morrow wailing out “Staaaaaaayin’ out late in a honky tonk bar!” and with John Rich slotted in the second track position, I knew this one was going to get on the heavy rotation list pretty fast (“I came down here to drink a beer and watch the rednecks fight…” ah, yeah, this sounds like one of my evenings down home—the track’s called “One Bud Wiser,” and it’s full of that country-music specific word-play that most fans of the genre love—me included).
This record could have been compiled by us–themed around drinking, containing tracks by Jerry Jeff Walker, Wayne Hancock, Todd Snider, and covers of such old stand-bys (of ours) “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound” and “Whiskey River”! [Of course this album does require you to sit down with some Maker's and a PBR when you listen to it. But it's a rockin' time, so hopefully you won't be crying in your beer when it's over.—Cric]
Are you listening here? This is a DRINKING album, go buy it, pronto!
If you still aren’t convinced, there’s a song called “The Everclear Song” about drinking Everclear in high school by Roger Creager that reminds me that some experiences are generationally universal. And another called “Ol’ Milwaukee’s Best” about the beer that was ubiquitous in my youth—the redneck isn’t put on around here, folks. [Nor does it come off very easily, even when we try.—Cricket]
And now for something completely different!
Classic Mountain Songs From Smithsonian Folkways - Various
Ok, first off, let’s just state for the record that I hate most of the “bluegrass revival” crap going on right now because it’s soul-less and inauthentic. I find kids from the suburbs who drive SUVs singing about coal-mining to be a cognitive dissonance not to be borne without six shots of Makers and a shotgun.
This album is something completely different from that coffee house, cooler-than-thou b.s. In case you’re unfamiliar with Smithsonian Folkways: Man, if you don’t know about them, then you’ve got so much to look forward to! That’s awesome, get over there and start buying!
I grew up with people calling this music “hillbilly music” and not meaning that in a disparaging way. It was simple description by people who were themselves mountain people. This is traditional music that clearly shows the bones under the skin: British Isles-influenced melodies and fiddle-work, religious lyrics, songs about misery and pain and death. There are some recognizable tracks here to ease you into this and make you feel nostalgic for a life that most of us know nothing about, such as: “John Henry,” “Sixteen Tons,” and “Amazing Grace.” If you’re looking to get into traditional music and have no clue about it at all, this would be a perfect starter, because it’s sort of a primer for Mountain music (Dock Boggs! Doc and Merle Watson! Coal-mining laments! Barbry Ellen!). The high points for me are “I Am a Poor Pilgrim of Sorrow” (because I am sort of stupid for church harmonizing) and “Conversation With Death” (because it’s everything wondrous and perfect about traditional music—pure and unadorned and beautiful and painful in equal measure). [Despite the repeated themes of death, sadness and misery, I find this music really uplifting. There's a deep soulfulness to it that expresses how people find joy in things like, oh say, singing, even though their lives aren't joyous in the day to day.—Cricket]
If this particular genre is not your thing (which means you clearly have something wrong with you), just hop over to the Folkways site and I promise there will be something for you. [Something good, like train songs. More on that here later.—Cricket]


Timmy Mac said,
January 22, 2007 at 8:27 am
I gotta get a second job just to be able to afford all the good shit you guys keep recommending.
Knoxvegas said,
January 22, 2007 at 9:48 am
I love train songs.
Daisy said,
January 22, 2007 at 5:08 pm
HOMG, I totally want an house hippo now! And the Johnny Cash albums, which I’m more likely to find, I guess. I’m so so bummed that the hippos are only native to the eastern u.s.! Wrong coast again!
Also, I was *this close* to getting “Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way?” for my ringtone a few months ago. Crazy.
Cricket said,
January 22, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Daisy, we are sympatico.
And I’ve been asking for pet sized hippo since I was 7. I just about died the first time I saw that commercial! Come to the east, I can’t promise hippos but I can promise, uh, lots of jackassery. Just, you know, different jackassery than you have now.
Daisy said,
January 25, 2007 at 4:09 pm
A change in jackassery would be nice. At the very least, I would save money on cds by just borrowing yours. *g*